![[Max praying. A red glow surrounds him and the Glyphs of Time, Life, Persimmons, Pi, and Energy are present in front of his face.] \n Max: Dear Time, yesterday I made a terrible mistake. \n [Cut to Universe HQ. An astral projection of Max is present, connected by a red line to Earth, a speck on the starry ceiling. Time is also there.] \n Max: I tried to kill my uncle in a futile attempt to maintain my power. \n [Close-up of Time, a black speck.] \n Time: ok. and? \n [Beat. Zoom out to reveal Life hovering expectantly.] \n [Same scene.] \n Time: uh, i mean, what a serious crime! attempted murder of a creature i didn't like in the first place. \n Time: your punishment is making me a quesadilla. \n [Life throws up his hands.] \n Life: Time! He must have a real punishment. \n Time: he hasn't had a trial! \n [Life crosses his arms.] \n [Center on Time.] \n Time: oh come on! you're not really gonna- \n [A courthouse with Celestian flags on either side of the bench. Time is at the bench, and Life is also there, sitting smugly.] \n Time: sigh \n Time: the Celestial Court of Justice will now hear Life v. McJeannason. (case 23782343957823)](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNUFhD2Zv6nSkvwfYJg-8LYXs6r6NgpR-qLIQ_kW3gEUG4dtSlSvUG1BPUUPgmM11PLqiKWGplRI_9S8iO7ymJzFXvRtbMbK4eWpLiumDwcTb5L5I9iEmUg9UlFfCZfdYoMBQJ3X7xCms/s1600/OnTrialPartOne.png)
Tiny Stripz: Slice of life meets absurdist fantasy.
The adventures of Max, 8yo demigod and Celestial Manager, and his family.
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2021-03-13
2021-03-08
![[Max and Alex are walking, Max with his fingers crossed.] \n Max: Life hack\: Crossing your fingers lets you tell white lies. \n Alex: No, but ok. \n [Max crosses his fingers on both hands.] \n Max: Crossing *four* fingers lets you tell bigger lies. \n Alex: Wait- \n [Max crosses four fingers on each hand.] \n Max: So crossing *eight* lets you get away with *anything*. \n Alex: Max, this doesn't- \n [Max's speech is outlined with red. Alex's eyes turn gray. \n Max: My idea works and it's entirely ethical. \n Alex: Great ethical idea, Max. \n Max: Thanks!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil7_Cf5e0HJ86BcPpyKXBlISXtMHyRBdysKgMD6NactAJ6b0cTXh_GE0CWOv5xyrlwA5PMr6uMAYFbJODrs9Ewu-w2S4Q1g-zfMNkclUchyphenhyphenSJYsrbu0s9sg5Up4Bg-k-7eR_najxLFe9M/s1600/CrossingFingers.png)
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Tiny Stripz: Slice of life meets absurdist fantasy.
The adventures of Max, 8yo demigod and Celestial Manager, and his family.
About
See also: Physics Done Wrong