2019-04-24

#135: Puppy Dog Eyes

"So can I?" asks Max. "No, Max." says Elaine. "Pleease?" asks Max. His eyes turn shiny and adorable-style. "Stop doing your puppy dog eyes." says Elaine. "Pleeease?" asks Max, his eyes swelling to the size of oranges. "...That's creepy." says Elaine. "Puh-leeeez?" asks Max, his eyes swelling to the size of larger-than-usual apples. "AAAGH!!" screams Elaine.
Do this to any mom, dad, sister, etc, and they'll give in, not because you're adorable, but because they want you to stop doing it.

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