2018-07-16

#10: Tea Leaves

Lady: "Oh, let me read your tea leaves!" Man: "Ok" Lady: "I see that at 5 o' clock tomorrow...No, wait...12 seconds after 5 o' clock...A red Prius will come to the curb...No...Ford...Lexus...Ford...Lexus...Oh, Toyota...(The man starts to get annoyed.)...And a man will roll down the window and say...Wait, no...He hops out, then says...And with a horrible grin, he says...Oh, wait, he doesn't say anything...And then he gets back in the car...Oh, and he trips over a piece of gum first...Huh? Where are you going?" (The man is heading for the tea shop exit.)

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